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-Hej, čo tí germofóbi?
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Nepotrasú ti rukou.
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Musia ti s tebou ťuknúť päsťou.
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Viete čo robím ja?
Chytím ich päsť,
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vopchám ju pod pazuchu
a počítam do šesť.
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Poďme, Dolby!
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Takáto bude celá show.
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Úplne celá.
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Ostatní komici používajú
schopnosti, načasovanie,
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dobrý materiál, talent...
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To u mňa nenájdete.
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To všetko je čistá panika.
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Celé moje vystúpenie je
len vedľajší efekt Moderny.
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Párty!
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Ak by som si mal dať nejaké lieky,
dal by som si Prozac,
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Paxil, Zoloft
všetko naraz.
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Chodil by som so
super-anti-depresiou.
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"Ako ti je, Greg?
"Hip, hip, hurá!"
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High-five sám so sebou.
Žiadni kamoši. Je to tu.
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No tak, poďme.
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